Saturday, July 01, 2006

Paranoia

Pretty Lady is pleased to report that she has become, probably, the last person in New York City to trade dial-up Internet access for high-speed cable. In order to celebrate her new ability to access things like Internet video in real time, as opposed to four-hour downloads, she clicked on a link to a 9/11 conspiracy video. Upon taking a break to make a phone call, she discovered that both her land line and her cell phone are non-functional. This is distinctly odd. Distinctly.

Surely this is a coincidence. But in case you do not hear from Pretty Lady again, let it be known that she loves you. She can't really think of anything else important to communicate; that pretty much covers it.

8 comments:

dlkjdfsa said...

Must be a problem with your Thetan level. If your not sure what a Thetan is, watch the video on my blog with your new High-speed.

Billiam said...

My step-Mom still has dial-up. Of course, she lives in the sticks of central Wisconsin, and her only alternative is Sattellite, which she can't afford. If I lived in New York, and had your problem, I'd be looking for the closest person from New Jersey. They're so jealous of you New Yorkers.

danonymous said...

Is Pretty Lady now Partly Lasered?

prettylady said...

No, RS, some spiritual healer banished the 6 'wayward spirits' attached to my energy field, sometime last January. I'm assuming those were Thetans. I've noticed an upsurge in my psychic abilities since, though they're still not up to the level they were in 1998.

Billiam, there IS someone from Jersey on my mailing list...hmmm...

No, Danny, I'm still waxing.

danonymous said...

ahh....good...better than waning.

Starbuck said...

"No, RS, some spiritual healer banished the 6 'wayward spirits' attached to my energy field, sometime last January. I'm assuming those were Thetans. I've noticed an upsurge in my psychic abilities since, though they're still not up to the level they were in 1998." PL

Huh? What? Are you into new age?

prettylady said...

Huh? What? Are you into new age?

No, sweetheart, I'm joking. Except that I am rather psychic. As much as we all are.
;-)

The Aardvark said...

Nasty Thetans!

I truly want to own an E-meter. The real ones are GREAT sci-fi objets d'art.