Friday, June 01, 2007

Oh, for goodness' sake

Pretty Lady is ashamed of you people. She just had a glance at today's Site Meter statistics, and she is wryly unsurprised to note that the vast majority of you are not interested in her Mind. No, the subtleties of wit, insight, holiness and bizarre esoteric speculations are as nothing, it seems, to the hopes of catching a glimpse of a Pretty Lady in a tank top.

One would think that all you people would have to do is stroll down any Manhattan sidewalk in the summertime, to discover a surfeit of this sort of thing. Is this Desperation, or Sheer Greed?

Nevertheless, one has a duty to one's fans.


Have a lovely weekend. Hmph.

16 comments:

danonymous said...

I for one like my tank tops to be proper....that is to say, with a gun turret and ball bearings so it can turn 360 degrees like the girl in THE EXCORCIST and painted in camouflage green colors. Thank you.
But that is not to say that I am not grateful that your taste differs from mine.

ah...Vive la difference....
Maurice C.

Bobert said...

Wellll....

At least you didn't get the thing sopping wet first....

But then I wouldn't expect to find you in one of those "Coyote Ugly" contests either, where sopping wet would be a pre-condition.

Since one must assume you are expecting comments, I can say that I am--for one--pleased to see that you do not suffer from bruises caused by heavy-duty bra straps, or from back pain caused by an unbalanced load.

Desert Cat said...

Hmm...blogger ate my comment?

I was wondering who these people are--not your regular readers I presume? Site Meter reveals some peculiar search hits from Google Drive-By surfers.

One regular hit on my site is for the phrase "cat sex please".

Go figger...

BoysMom said...

It is not a lack of interest in your mind, it is just that the sun is shining and I found the local co-op, and we're building a greenhouse at the place we're moving to next week. Well, my husband is building, I'm researching and watching children and packing to move.
Wait until it snows again, your site stats will go up.

thimscool said...

Don't be ridiculous. Let's face facts. If any particular blog visitor wished to check out the carnal arts, they could find much more revealing content at google.

The hits you record are in fact a measure of some other consequence. People that want to see the material force behind your eminent will.

If you mark us (er, them) shallow then you understand less about primates then you let on.

Fess up, PL. You love a good ogle.

thimscool said...

Google, that is... carry on.

painterdog said...

I think your the only person besides my ex wife(who is Scottish)who knows and likes the Cocteau Twins.
We used to live in Edinburgh and I used to hear their music sometimes in the clubs we went to, back in the early 80's. interesting clubs in these sub, sub basements of 14 and 15 century buildings filled with goths, mods, and punks, real punks.

I like Pandora and Persephone.

prettylady said...

Painterdog:

1) how did you know that I like the Cocteau Twins, except that my paintings look like the Cocteau Twins sound, and

2) how could you only know two people who like them? The Cocteau Twins are a Mainstay!

prettylady said...

People that want to see the material force behind your eminent will.

Actually, Thims, I quite like the way you put that. My material does tend to be a bit forceful.

painterdog said...

You have them on the play list here.
Well they where years ago I suppose, you don't hear from them much these days in this country. Liz Fraser has an amazing voice. They have a web site and from what I can see they do solo work.
Robin Guthrie has a blog.

Most of the people I now in this country don't know them.

prettylady said...

Goshdarnit, I forget about the existence of that playlist. There is far too much information about Pretty Lady's psyche publically available these days. I wonder who is responsible for such disgraceful exhibitionism.

thimscool said...

My material does tend to be a bit forceful.

Are you threatening me?

Anonymous said...

too much bra, not enough boob. let's see some o' that material.

thimscool said...

Anon, here is a link for you...

You can find what you need there in short order; just type in something like "Pretty Lady Boobies" and you'll be entertained for hours. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

One of my freshman-in-college friends liked the Cocteau Twins.

Only she thought their name was the Cocktail Twins.

Every time I hear them, I remember this and smile.

DuckMan said...

Now the text says something about a tank top, but all I see in the picture is a t-shirt. What gives? Evidently not PL.