Thursday, May 22, 2008

Breaking News: The Epiphylum is Going to Bloom!!!

Indeed. Oh, frabjous day.

As Pretty Lady's intimates are well aware, her epiphylum has long been a source of both joy and consternation in her personal life. At various times it has come to a pitched battle of wills between the two of them. In recent months, Pretty Lady has taken a very hard line with this overweening plant; she has rigorously withheld fertilizer, watered infrequently, and viciously pruned its tentacular invasions, which threatened to penetrate the attic.

One notes that the infelicitous architecture of a Brooklyn kitchen window has produced an asymmetrical slump, despite seasonal rotations; some of the rear leaves have become wizened and despondent.

But all of this abuse has evidently borne fruit, or at least flower buds. Upon examining a leaf this morning, Pretty Lady noticed a tiny but unmistakeable lump, which bears no resemblance at all to just-another-damn-leaf-bud. Further perusal of the situation revealed that practically the whole sunny-side cascade was silly with miniature floral extrusions. They are currently so small as to resist photographic depiction, but Pretty Lady will keep you all posted regarding their progress.







5 comments:

Desert Cat said...

Isn't that something, that such plants need a bit of stress and difficult circumstances to bear fruit?

People are often like that too.

Pretty Lady said...

I was just thinking the same thing.

k said...

How wonderful! That's such an exciting moment, when you first see the signs of flowering on a special plant.

k said...

Update?

Pretty Lady said...

Bleah. The buds are shriveling up and falling off. I am Cynical and Depressed.