tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post115240545095808841..comments2023-10-31T06:01:54.153-04:00Comments on Pretty Lady: The Equal Opportunity OrgasmPretty Ladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-68006271998986857582006-11-16T01:44:00.000-05:002006-11-16T01:44:00.000-05:00If you have any experience with playing the bassoo...<em>If you have any experience with playing the bassoon, this will come excessively in handy.</em<br /><br />Oho! Is that it? No wonder. (I played bassoon in middle school.)Desert Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13656526816699347744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1153542303769020032006-07-22T00:25:00.000-04:002006-07-22T00:25:00.000-04:00We can't help it, it's how we're trained from the ...We can't help it, it's how we're trained from the cradle. Our mothers fear that if we are overtly sexual, if we are raised without shame and the ever-present threat of humiliation, we will find ourselves working in a brothel by the age of twelve. I am not claiming this is rational. I'm just saying this is how it is.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1153541571666173232006-07-22T00:12:00.000-04:002006-07-22T00:12:00.000-04:00Telling a guy what rings your bell is going to gro...Telling a guy what rings your bell is going to gross him out? With what sort of uptight twits have you been?<BR/><BR/>Humiliating? Asking for what you want (NEED)???<BR/><BR/>I'm not saying I haven't been with women who exhibit similar characteristics. I AM saying that I just don't get it.<BR/><BR/>For me, it seems similar to a SCUBA underwater choosing to drown rather than bothering the guy in the boat for a refill of air.mmaier2112https://www.blogger.com/profile/08674077874840435220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1153539530288565932006-07-21T23:38:00.000-04:002006-07-21T23:38:00.000-04:00Michael, I think it's part shame and part ignoranc...Michael, I think it's part shame and part ignorance, that closes our mouths in this crucial area. Girls fear grossing people out. How many women do you know who are utterly comfortable with fart jokes? We like men for being comfortable with fart jokes; we hope this translates to sexual frankness and enthusiasm, so we aren't put to the potential embarrassment of demanding something which will then cause our lover to say, 'ew, yuck.' <BR/><BR/>For a woman, this is about the most deeply humiliating thing we can possibly imagine. A man rolls with it much more easily. <BR/><BR/>And in reference to the homeless guy--no, I imagine he was just too worn out to bother with finding the nearest Starbucks.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1153509312072416742006-07-21T15:15:00.000-04:002006-07-21T15:15:00.000-04:00Pretty Lady, I saw a homeless guy crap on the side...Pretty Lady, I saw a homeless guy crap on the sidewalk on Commercial Street in Boston. Does that count as debased?<BR/><BR/>As for Gy!Be's comments: Yeah, they sound hostile. But I have to agree that it is beyond stupid to complain to everyone except the one person that has the power to "fix the problem".<BR/><BR/>Damon Wayans said it best when he said women shouldn't fake orgasms. They should go the other way, act bored out of their skulls until the guy's ego comes into play.<BR/><BR/>At least that plan would work better than the oh-so popular Wahhhhhambulance.<BR/><BR/>I mean, if my woman was chomping down during oral sex, you can damn sure bet I'd tell her she was doing it wrong.<BR/><BR/>For a sex that whines about non-communication so much, why avoid it in such a critical area that can spur a woman to castration?<BR/><BR/>Great post, BTW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1153313943470874802006-07-19T08:59:00.000-04:002006-07-19T08:59:00.000-04:00See 'My Cousin Vinnie'Great yooterSee 'My Cousin Vinnie'<BR/><BR/>Great yooterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152745370154515712006-07-12T19:02:00.000-04:002006-07-12T19:02:00.000-04:00These 2 yoots.These 2 yoots.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17579990097134688908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152738492882258622006-07-12T17:08:00.000-04:002006-07-12T17:08:00.000-04:00Ah. Thank you. My brain was saying "yOWt," and ge...Ah. Thank you. My brain was saying "yOWt," and getting nowhere.<BR/><BR/>I don't understand Philadelphians. They are an alien breed to us New Yorkers, being simultaneously more banal and more debauched. While traversing the sidewalk downtown on Friday evening, we noticed that the man walking twenty paces ahead of us was peeing as he walked. Not standing in a corner like a respectable drunken bum, but actually spraying a trail as he meandered. I have never observed such thorough debasement in my life.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152730997920895692006-07-12T15:03:00.000-04:002006-07-12T15:03:00.000-04:00Pronounce it "yoot".Pronounce it "yoot".The Aardvarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425052822588090155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152730857835432642006-07-12T15:00:00.000-04:002006-07-12T15:00:00.000-04:00Yout' = youth.Think Philly, maybe.Yes, that's what...Yout' = youth.<BR/>Think Philly, maybe.<BR/><BR/>Yes, that's what I get for missing Staff Meetings. I was in Chicago at -honest and for true- a Godzilla convention. They loved our shirts. I loved their enthusiastic purchases.<BR/><BR/>Feel the love...The Aardvarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425052822588090155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152726368231563172006-07-12T13:46:00.000-04:002006-07-12T13:46:00.000-04:00Aardvark, you get behind, you miss things...glad y...Aardvark, you get behind, you miss things...glad you appreciate the sequencing, which was not an accident.<BR/><BR/>BTW, what's a 'yout'? This is a particular slang that has not passed my jaded ears before.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152690297987543602006-07-12T03:44:00.000-04:002006-07-12T03:44:00.000-04:00OH!I just read the Other Post, too.Well played!Goo...OH!<BR/>I just read the Other Post, too.<BR/>Well played!<BR/>Good...errmmm...job?The Aardvarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425052822588090155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152686231144053412006-07-12T02:37:00.000-04:002006-07-12T02:37:00.000-04:00Aardvark, I was so hoping to shock you. Better luc...<I>Aardvark, I was so hoping to shock you. Better luck next time. ;-)</I><BR/><BR/>Haw haw!<BR/>Being an Aardvark who can blush, perhaps I am shockable, but this was just good advice. SOMEONE has to tell the callow yout's.<BR/>Who better than a Pretty Lady who cares?The Aardvarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425052822588090155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152665797522736222006-07-11T20:56:00.000-04:002006-07-11T20:56:00.000-04:00That's 'grammar police' to you, dear.;-)And that's...That's 'grammar police' to you, dear.<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>And that's what makes us ladies so difficult. There <I>is</I> no one-size-fits-all technique. No pun intended.<BR/><BR/>The underlying issue is that young and ignorant men tend to assume that women should automatically get off when they are blithely doing what gets <I>them</I> off. If the woman does not, they assume there is something wrong with her. Freud did his best to buttress this notion. It is simply an untrue notion, for the vast majority of women, and the men need to know this.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152652147540073622006-07-11T17:09:00.000-04:002006-07-11T17:09:00.000-04:00Um... "We guys". I don't want to provoke the gramm...Um... "We guys". I don't want to provoke the grammer police.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152652108782736162006-07-11T17:08:00.000-04:002006-07-11T17:08:00.000-04:00Interesting how there was much less controversy on...Interesting how there was much less controversy on the Christian Blowjob post...<BR/><BR/>Us guys are so predictable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152649312484869582006-07-11T16:21:00.000-04:002006-07-11T16:21:00.000-04:00Had to chime in. Add me to the list that can't t...Had to chime in. Add me to the list that can't take direct stimulation (using anything). P'raps far too many years of getting myself where I wanted to be (alone) but the result is that I now get my biggest thrill by being ON TOP with my husband inside. It takes me 5 or less minutes, because I know what I am doing and where to put things, before I am screaming. Wish he were as easy! LOL. So not every woman wants to be touched and rubbed or licked or stroked directly on that button. Far too often, it is just too sensitive to have that kind of direct pressure on it. But be assured, pressure on it (from an indirect source) is indeed the main "go" button to push! Each woman's safe has a different combination. However, any man (or woman) who knows the combination to the safe will generally be considered a treasure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152630002343977922006-07-11T11:00:00.000-04:002006-07-11T11:00:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152590766433243532006-07-11T00:06:00.000-04:002006-07-11T00:06:00.000-04:00Aardvark, I was so hoping to shock you. Better lu...Aardvark, I was <I>so</I> hoping to shock you. Better luck next time. ;-)Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152590519738039782006-07-11T00:01:00.000-04:002006-07-11T00:01:00.000-04:00don't think there's a one-technique-fits-all appro...<I>don't think there's a one-technique-fits-all approach to bringing a woman to orgasm. We're just all so different.</I><BR/><BR/>Morgan, darling, you WOULD be the G-spot sex-goddess exception-to-the-rule, WOULDN'T you.;-)<BR/><BR/>Of course my point was that a real gentleman asks, does not assume.<BR/><BR/>gy!be, your level of hostility is <I>utterly</I> charming. I can imagine that your lovers feel wonderfully safe and comfortable in confiding their deepest desires to you, dear.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152588142557860122006-07-10T23:22:00.000-04:002006-07-10T23:22:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17579990097134688908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152586588014126132006-07-10T22:56:00.000-04:002006-07-10T22:56:00.000-04:00I cannot help but think that "do unto others..." h...I cannot help but think that "do unto others..." has a profound significance here.<BR/><BR/>Excellent post.The Aardvarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425052822588090155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152555732073292212006-07-10T14:22:00.000-04:002006-07-10T14:22:00.000-04:00without devolving into vulgarity and crude jokesIn...<I>without devolving into vulgarity and crude jokes</I><BR/><BR/>Indeed, it is NOT easy!<BR/><BR/>I must return to writing about nice daylight activities, like trips to Philadelphia. I am getting the feeling of being in a room with a bunch of people wearing bags over their heads.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152549990907974462006-07-10T12:46:00.000-04:002006-07-10T12:46:00.000-04:00anon--as for the ex who couldn't stand having her ...anon--as for the ex who couldn't stand having her clitoris touched--probably nobody had touched it right. Hear me out on this, folks. Everyone thinks that the shiny poked-out "look at me!" nub is the part that *must* be courted. Watch a woman *actually* masturbate sometime, and not in a porn setting. That's not what she's stimulating, the vast majority of the time. <BR/>I won't elaborate; I haven't PL's gift of writing about such a sensitive subject without devolving into vulgarity and crude jokes ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20403719.post-1152504498673432042006-07-10T00:08:00.000-04:002006-07-10T00:08:00.000-04:00When we have intercourse she has a very orgasmTher...<I>When we have intercourse she has a very orgasm</I><BR/><BR/>There are, assuredly, women like this. They are either very fortunate, or likely to become the sorts of women who pick a different fellow up in a bar every night and actually enjoy themselves. <BR/><BR/>I shudder to think how much time I might have wasted on various total losers if I had been constructed thusly.Pretty Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00342833918614545778noreply@blogger.com